Halloween is just around the corner, and I’ve got the ice for your next spooky party right here! Step right up; come one, come all; ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you: BONE CHILLERS.
Er. No pun intended, of course.
Anyway. I’ve got something for every curious onlooker! For those who can walk through walls and find it difficult to keep another person’s attention, Boo Cubes.
For the pirate who stole your heart (or your wallet), Bone Chillers. (Don’t forget to give an ice cube or two to your trusty sidekick parrot, too!)
For the zombies and mad scientists out there: Brain Freeze. This is literally brain freeze. I mean, you can’t get much more literal than that, right? Well, I guess if you froze a real brain it’d be more literal, but then we’d be talking real horror, and that’s just not legal in this state. (Unless it is… someone let me know!)
…and the Flintstones down the street, Fossilice. Tyrannosaurus rex and Triceratops—or their bones, anyway—would love to grace your drink with teeth, claws, and coooool!