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10 Functional Shark Items We’re Chumming Over

The Shark Week madness continues and we’re gonna need a bigger boat! Take a bite out of  these 10 shark items we find functional and JAWSOME.

1. Shark Bite Oven Mitt

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A reigning predator of the kitchen habitat, this oven mitt makes the perfect sidekick for helping you get those fish sticks out of the oven.

Shark Bite Oven Mitt ($14.95)

2. Chums Desk Tidy

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Open wide sharky! We’re  going to chum you up with pencils, pens, toothbrushes, toothpicks and more.  This potbellied sharky claims it’s favorite meals are big heaps of organization and chewed up pencils with bite marks on them. Yum.

Chums Desk Tidy ($19.95)

3. Sharky Tea Infuser

sharky-tea-infuser-2Let this Sharky tea infuser float around with some Rooibos or Assam leaves for a bloody good cup o’ tea.

Sharky Tea Infuser ($12.95)

4. Chompins Shark Chip Clips

Fred & Friends Chompins Shark ClipsUse these shark clips to ward off potential predators from finishing enormous bags of chips. Try to sneak past these clips and they’ll be sure to snap your fingers off.

Chompins Shark Clips ($9.45)

5. “Bruce” the Shark Bottle Stopper

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“Bruce” the Shark Wine Stopper will seal and conceal the poison of your choice before it tastes as briny as the salt water ocean it came from.

Shark Bottle Stopper ($13.95)

6. Playing Cards Shark

Shark+Playing+CardsWhat kind of shark is always gambling? A CARDSHARK! Use these playing cards at your next poker night for a guaranteed poker face that will look like this…

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Shark Playing Cards ($14.95)

7. Shark Fin Shower Cap

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A fun shower cap for adults and kids alike. Now you have the perfect excuse to constantly sing the Jaws theme song in the shower.

Shark Shower Cap ($7.99)

8. Shark with Frickin’ Laser Pointer

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“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” Who knew that Dr. Evil from Austin Powers would be predicting the future for us laser-loving nerds.  A functional laser attached to the head of a shark? We think this is the beginning of something great. The best part is, it won’t cost you 100 billion dollars.

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Shark with Frickin’ Laser Pointer ($14.99)

9. Chumbuddy Shark Sleeping Bag

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For those of use who hate sleeping alone, our prayers have been answered! No it’s not a Ryan Gosling or Kate Upton lifesize doll, but just as good, it’s a Chumbuddy shark sleeping bag.  This shark will devour your ZZZ’s into an ocean of snuggly warmth and sweet dreams.

Chumbuddy Shark Sleeping Bag ($175.00)

10. Shark Hamper

072712_shark_hamper_2Shark Hamper ($200)

With a price almost as ridiculous as shark fin soup, this hamper should come with free laundry for a year, am I right?! Well aside from these valid points that Woody Allen might agree with, perhaps this hamper can encourage some of you crafty folks to gather up a bunch of felt and attempt to make your own. What’s the worst that could happen? Oh right, you could end up as a pinterest fail that’s what… but hey, you’ll be famous!

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Now that you’ve oooh-ed and aaah-ed over our list of our favorite shark knick-knacks, we suggest you waste valuable time taking a look at some honorable shark sites like this Sharks Make Movies Better tumblr page or the Sharks with Human Teeth subreddit.

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“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!.”

Boy if only sharks knew how famous they were on earth,…

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3 comments on “10 Functional Shark Items We’re Chumming Over

  1. Eric
    August 11, 2013

    Those shark playing cards look pretty cool, and any time we get to reference Ace Ventura is alright by me!

    Like

  2. sharoanypony79
    August 15, 2013

    my favorite is the sharkbook. staring a shark.

    Like

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