The Shark Week madness continues and we’re gonna need a bigger boat! Take a bite out of these 10 shark items we find functional and JAWSOME.
A reigning predator of the kitchen habitat, this oven mitt makes the perfect sidekick for helping you get those fish sticks out of the oven.
Shark Bite Oven Mitt ($14.95)
Open wide sharky! We’re going to chum you up with pencils, pens, toothbrushes, toothpicks and more. This potbellied sharky claims it’s favorite meals are big heaps of organization and chewed up pencils with bite marks on them. Yum.
Chums Desk Tidy ($19.95)
Sharky Tea Infuser ($12.95)
Chompins Shark Clips ($9.45)
“Bruce” the Shark Wine Stopper will seal and conceal the poison of your choice before it tastes as briny as the salt water ocean it came from.
Shark Bottle Stopper ($13.95)
Shark Playing Cards ($14.95)
A fun shower cap for adults and kids alike. Now you have the perfect excuse to constantly sing the Jaws theme song in the shower.
Shark Shower Cap ($7.99)
“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” Who knew that Dr. Evil from Austin Powers would be predicting the future for us laser-loving nerds. A functional laser attached to the head of a shark? We think this is the beginning of something great. The best part is, it won’t cost you 100 billion dollars.
Shark with Frickin’ Laser Pointer ($14.99)
For those of use who hate sleeping alone, our prayers have been answered! No it’s not a Ryan Gosling or Kate Upton lifesize doll, but just as good, it’s a Chumbuddy shark sleeping bag. This shark will devour your ZZZ’s into an ocean of snuggly warmth and sweet dreams.
Chumbuddy Shark Sleeping Bag ($175.00)
With a price almost as ridiculous as shark fin soup, this hamper should come with free laundry for a year, am I right?! Well aside from these valid points that Woody Allen might agree with, perhaps this hamper can encourage some of you crafty folks to gather up a bunch of felt and attempt to make your own. What’s the worst that could happen? Oh right, you could end up as a pinterest fail that’s what… but hey, you’ll be famous!
Now that you’ve oooh-ed and aaah-ed over our list of our favorite shark knick-knacks, we suggest you waste valuable time taking a look at some honorable shark sites like this Sharks Make Movies Better tumblr page or the Sharks with Human Teeth subreddit.
Boy if only sharks knew how famous they were on earth,…