7 Fun and Unique Beer Bottle Openers

May 20, 2013

butt bottle opener

Uhh…… no.

Did you know that for every bottle of beer that remains unopened, a perfectly healthy puppy dies? Do your research! But then you will find that’s not true; we just love our brewskies and alcoholic libations, if you haven’t noticed from previous posts on Oktoberbest and New Year’s cocktails. And while it’s easy to pick up a tacky bottle opener from your nearest souvenir stand, you risk advertising that you actually like crap and that you support bad-quality products made with the manual dexterity of a two-year-old and the visual accuracy of Stevie Wonder. Now who’s gonna share a full-bodied craft beer with the creepy guy with this butt bottle opener? (Someone might, but more out of pity than companionship!) Join us as we celebrate some of our favorite bottle openers out there, from the clever to the lavish!

1. Wallet Bottle Opener

Someone once told me that once you hit your 30s, you should not need a bottle opener to open a beer. Well, some of us never learned those cool bar tricks (see video below), so something like a Wallet Bottle Opener would do us just well. Thin, effective, looks like a credit card… yea, we’re good.

Wallet Bottle Opener

Wallet Bottle Opener

2. Ring Bottle Openers

Speaking of discreet, Ring Bottle Openers are about as unsuspecting as they come. Reminiscent of mullets, one half is just a normal ring, but turn it around and you get– surprise!– a bottle opener! The best part is, there’s such a large variety of these unique gifts, from wedding-looking rings to skull rings, finding one you love is inevitable.  Plus, there’s that added impressive-benefit of opening a bottle with one hand!  Here’s a couple of our favorites:

Mustache ring bottle opener

Mustaches are cooler than the brew which occupies your hand, and this Mustache Ring Opener is no exception.

A Pink Bling Ring displays that girly side without being too prim.

A Pink Bling Ring displays that girly side without being too prim.

3. Psshh! Bottle Opener

Psshh Bottle Opener

Psshh Bottle Opener

Do we need to say more about this? Notice the bottom of the “p” is the opener. Psshh, how did you not see that?

4. Bite Me Bottle Opener

Bite Me Bottle Opener

Bite Me Bottle Opener

Munch, munch, munch! The current vampire craze has even inspired this Bite Me Bottle Opener from one of our favorite design companies, Gama Go. This bottle opener also comes with a key ring, cleverly passing as cool as a cucumber in the day, only to emerge a drunken maniac at sundown. Oh no, wait, that’s you.

5. Retro Phone Bottle Opener

Retro Phone Bottle Opener

Retro Phone Bottle Opener

Hello?… Huh, no answer or dial tone. This Retro Phone Bottle Opener reminds us of the days when secret teenage conversations had to take place in closets or after hours away from parental ears. We just can’t get enough of the vintage charm in this wall-mounted bottle opener!

6. Drinking Buddy

Drinking Buddy

Even the Drinking Buddy says yay for beer!

Drinking alone tonight, are we? Not anymore! A Drinking Buddy is always at your fingertips. The little guy doesn’t hesitate to open that beer bottle but never takes a sip. Hey, what are best friends for!

7. Cap Zappa

Cap Zappa

Cap Zappa

For some, they’re a hobby; for others, just a nuisance. Now, bottle caps can also be weapons of mass delight with a Cap Zappa! Though it looks like some weird obsolete item from the 80s, the plastic bottle opener pops off the cap from the bottle and uses it as ammunition with the power of your favorite Nerf toy from days of youth! Bottle caps launch up to 5 meters (or about 16 1/2 ft) away, but don’t get too pumped just yet: the Cap Zappa will be released sometime this month, date TBA.

If you think you’re up for going old school, try your skill at opening a bottle with a lighter. Check out this video and remember: practice makes perfect!

In the meantime, open those beer bottles with a little pride, be safe with designated drivers, and most of all, choose your drinks wisely: no one likes cheap, stale beer!

Duff Man

Duff Man opens his beer bottles with more style and quotable phrases than you could ever hope for.

2 Responses to “7 Fun and Unique Beer Bottle Openers”

  1. Sharon Says:

    “Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!”


  2. […] 7 Fun and Unique Beer Bottle Openers | 2Shopper Plus, there's that added impressive-benefit of opening a bottle with one hand! Here's a couple of our favorites: Mustache ring bottle opener. Mustaches are cooler than the brew which occupies your hand, and this Mustache . […]


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